/* BSOD: Death by Windows */

html {
	background: #3900ff;
	background: -webkit-linear-gradient(#3900ff, #3100dc);
	background:         linear-gradient(#3900ff, #3100dc);
	color: #FFF;
	font: .875em/1.5 "proxima-nova-1", "proxima-nova-2", Helmet, Freesans, sans-serif;
	overflow: hidden;
	padding: 0;
	margin:  0;
	height: 100%;
	width:  100%;
	-webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;
	    -ms-text-size-adjust: 100%;
}

html.lte-ie8 { filter: progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient( startColorstr='#3900ff', endColorstr='#3100dc',GradientType=0 ); }

html.ie9 {background: url("data:image/svg+xml;base64,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");}

body {
	text-align: center;
	position: absolute;
	top: 50%;
	left: 50%;
	margin: -50px 0 0 -200px;
	height: 100px;
	width: 400px;
}

h1, p { text-shadow: 1px 1px #1D1DAF; }

h1 {
	font: normal 6em/.95 'Permanent Marker', cursive;
	margin: 0;
}

h1 a {
	color: #fff;
	cursor: default;
	font-weight: inherit;
	text-decoration: none;
}

p {
	font-weight: 400;
	margin: .5em 0 0;
}


/* just for show. don't ever read it to blind people. */
.no-js #cursor { display: none; }
#cursor { volume: silent; }